WET ONES 

If any punk album in 2016 is going to transcend description it’s this debut long player from Kansas City, Missouri’s WET ONES.

I can tell you that the band is made up of ex-members of Fag Cop who released some of the most aurally offensive and insipid shit this side of The Fatals and Grabbies, and more recently, White Load. There’s a couple Mouthbreathers in there too. Talk about an underappreciated band. One of ‘em shelled out some seriously disgusting cuts here with “I Live Life Reckless” and “Static,” and after a hundred spins they are finally starting to sound somewhat palatable.

How did they even make this record?
Shouldn’t they be broken up already?
Nothing this screwy ever lasts for more than a few minutes these days. They assure us that they’re the best of friends and are immune to implosion, but this is not the sound of a trustworthy group. Oh well. For now this gets the coveted Black Gladiator / Slovenly seal of approval.

 

WET ONES – WET ONES
Out January 29, via Slovenly Recordings / Black Gladiator
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01. Waaah Waaah Waaah
02. Isolation
03. Casino
04. I’m Stuck
05. Jeeze
06. I Live Life Reckless
07. Rocket
08. Simulator
09. Static
10. Get Lost
11. Thumbs Down Syndrome
12. Get Me Off
13. Gimme Suction
14. Marjorie Anne Curlette

LABEL:
Slovenly Recordings / Black Gladiator

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